My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce


it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

sometimes things fall in between my boobs and i don’t find them until the next day.

qweety replied to your post: i made a baby cry today

why babs

They woke me up before I was ready to wake up so I got up with my bitchface on maximum power. Babies are very sensitive to bitchface.

And then as they were leaving, Baileys attacked my mum’s feet so he cried again.

i made a baby cry today



whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye


(Source: stevenstelfox)