hey is there some kind of support or reporting bureau for the dental field for shitshows and pissants?

My Ma’s employer is a raging sexist basically.

you’d possibly need to find the society the dental practice is a member or associate of- they should have the details on their website, or else you could just ask them directly (though not telling them why, obvs). a quick google search with “american dental association” brings up lots of results.

whichever association the practice is with, they should have a page about complaints procedures and how to go about reporting someone for improper conduct on their website.

is your mother a member of a union? they could also help.

there’s a button on the outside. i saw a bus driver use it once.

there’s a button on the outside. i saw a bus driver use it once.

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Centuries - Fall Out Boy


yoooooooooo storming really hard all of a sudden

it’s a sign.

do we have the results for the scottish independence thing yet?



orion would be just delighted in cats

"listen closely this one is revving"

people with super tiny, super light grey text on white backgrounds, 2 questions:
  • why
  • who hurt you





The Actual Easiest Scallion Pancakes

This is everything you need. The mandatory ingredients are bold. Everything else is optional!:

  • One half cup of chopped scallions (that’s about 2 or 2.5 stalks) If you don’t have scallions/green onions and need emergency pancakes, you can use normal onions or shallots, but you should brown them first because they will be raw if you add them in normally— it will taste different though. You can also use onion grass and/or chives without any alteration in recipe, for another flavor.
  • Anything else you want to add in with the scallions. That may include fresh ginger, pickled vegetables (like kimchi!), dried meat, herbs, whatever! Slice everything the same size as the scallion bits.
  • Two cups of flour, flour for dough prep
  • Anything else you want to put into the dough. I recommend adding salt if your sauce is not going to be salty. You can add some sugar, garlic powder, spice mix, anything you like!
  • One cup of boiling water
  • Sesame Oil (you need SOME but you don’t have to cook it in sesame oil. Only a little bit is needed for flavor. Though if you have another kind of flavored oil, you can use that instead. That’s not something every person has lying around though. Olive oil will work in a pinch, but the pancake won’t be as flavorful.)
  • A frying pan.
  • Something to roll dough with. If you don’t have a rolling pin, use a wine bottle or something else similar and clean
  • A flipper or a fork
  • Sauce things. Make your own sauce you can do that I don’t need to tell you how.

Makes TWO SERVINGS (two pancakes) and takes about 20 minutes, slightly longer if you are a beginner or must chop or cook more slowly.

Is that vegetarian, Meta? Is that vegan, Meta? Yes, and yes! Pancakes for everybody! (unless you have an allergy to any of these ingredients or a food intolerance, please be safe and don’t eat my pancakes if you can’t.)

So you chop the scallions and whatever else you have in the house you need to get rid of you put in. I added a pinkie-nail’s worth of fresh ginger. Put that aside.

Boil some water, you only need 1 cup.

Mix two cups of flour and whatever other dry ingredients you’re adding or not adding. Then, add one cup of BOILING water. Combine it at first with a spoon, because thrusting your hands into boiling water is not a good idea. But when you can touch it safely (please wash your hands first), knead it until it’s uniform and “sticky” like dough ought to be. At first it may seem like not enough water! But trust me, it is the right amount.

Flour a clean surface, flour it, and roll the whole dough out. When it’s thin, rub it with sesame oil or whatever you’re substituting— though as I said up there, olive oil doesn’t have as much flavor. Then, sprinkle the green onions evenly onto the dough. It should look like a shitty pizza with no sauce.

Roll the shitty pizza into a snake. Then, curl the snake into a cinnamon-bun spiral shape. Then, roll it out flat again into a shitty pizza. The onions and whatever should be mixed evenly!

Roll this new shitty pizza into a snake shape and cut it in half. You now have two portions of dough! Save one for tomorrow. Roll out the other one into a circular pancake about 1/4 of an inch thick or less, and heat up some oil in a pan. You can use any oil, but if you aren’t being stingy on sesame oil you can use some of that. 

Brown it on both sides! It should make a delicious cloudy/bubbles crispy-looking pattern. It should be done quickly! When it’s ready, put it on a plate and cut it into triangles. Serve it with whatever sauce you like, be it premade or if you mixed it yourself.

Sauce ingredient suggestions/hints:

  • Siricha sauce
  • Miso paste
  • soy sauce
  • peanut butter
  • sesame or peanut oil (dash only)
  • honey or molases (dash only)
  • Vinegar (rice, cider, wine)
  • chili flakes/powder, garlic, etc.
  • Sesame seeds!

Happy pancakes!

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When throwing a punch:







• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend.  I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

Other good pointers:

  • if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP
  • punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.


see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

  • other delicate areas: 
  • the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)
  • the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)
Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.
  • the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)
  • the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)
  • the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)


  • if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch. 

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary. 

Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin.

Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.

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